Whenever my best friend comes over, I play Battleship with her, and this is what I envision happening whenever she sinks one of my ships.
Enemy ship approaching at 3 oclock! All men to deck! Ready the cannons! Its a patrol boat, should only take 2 shots to sink it! CRAP! They got to us! BOOM BOOM BOOM
Hit, and . . SUNK! Sorry Chapel I guess I win again. My submarine.